yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake
is this a lana del ray song
Tumblr could learn a lesson from this…
y’all wanna talk about muslims being terrorists i live in a islamic country and we had ZERO school shootings in the history of this country SOMEONE is shooting something up and it sure as fuck aint us
The only terrorists in the world are the ones that live in this country.
I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.
Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.